I Still Can't Believe It's Not Butter

indigowinter17:

katelynpossible:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

(via sansastarkbowthefuckdown)

“I have a spasm in my right eye, it makes me twitch.”

(Source: psychicdetectiveagency, via shownspencer)

malkatz:

tumboner:

jonahime:

hes like i fucking dare you

they distURB ME WHAT THE EVEN FUCK SHIT

“i am the glass”

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I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

overland-frost:

JESUD CHIRST I ACTIALLY FEL OT FO YM CHAIR

(Source: purpleteaandhonor)

theunbecomingofashadowhunter:

bassmastiff:

amanda-the-human:

can-town-mayor:

radstunts:

THIS

TOOK ME OFF GUARD
OMG

I’M CRYING

IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK

NO SLEEPING TONIGHT

NOPE

Instead of Fear I experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter.

Me and my brother are kneeled over laughing

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starkidnutty:

Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.

#she looks like she just found a unicorn

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stagfeather:

How to subtley say “I can’t remember all this, I need a pen.” by Brian Zeller

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grinsmileorlaugh:

alexanderperchov:

reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

THIS IS THE CLEVEREST AND MOST TRUE VIDEO ON TRAILERS EVER I LAUGHED SO HARD.

(via emannep52)